TennisMachine romps Skull Crusher
Tennismachine breaks Skull Crusher's spine 6-2, 7-5, while Star City Serpent strikes down all challengers in 1-set challenge.
The dream finally became reality as both tennismachine (Moore) and Skull Crusher (Kirchner) met at the San Regis ground Zero for a long-awaited conflict of interest.
The first set began just as the last between these two foes as 'machine got out to an early lead playing off Skullcrusher's errors. As the score neared 5-2, Skullcrusher exchanged his nylon shorts for a pair of daisydukes and a blouse as 'machine proceed to backhand 'crusher into submission as if saying, "Why ain't my dinner ready?"
The second set began just as the first, as tennismachine put up an early 2-0 lead with the added help of his power serve which he had harnessed for the first set. Tennismachine kept Skullcrusher at bay until 'crusher got on the board at 3-1.
As the game 5 serves began to hit the court, Skullcrusher, like a Kodiak bear frightened out of Hibernation, came alive like Peter Frampton. Tennismachine began to loose his cool as the Skullcrusher lived up to his title by playing what some believe to be 'flawless' tennis. Skullcrusher's almost patented cross-court corner shot became as common as tennismachine's substitute swear words. Unfortunately, tennismachine turned full speed ahead as Skullcrusher's comeback just wasn't soon enough. The final score after what seemed like an endless second set would come to the favor of tennismachine 7-5.
After tennismachine's victory over 'evil', he proceeded to challenge Star City Serpent (Norris) to a non-title pro set. The match began as every match between these two titans has before: a 10 minute first game which sets the pace for the rest of the entire match. In this case, the first game went to the serpent only to be joined by the entire victory as a whole.
Fatigue caused the two foes to quit the Match after the first set, Star City Serpent taking the Match 6-4. It was no title rematch for tennismachine, and he was fortunate for that. Skullcrusher became victim of a similar scenario as he too also fell to Star City Serpent in a one set romp falling again at 6-4.
Despite the tennismachine victory, the night ultimately went to the Serpent as he again unofficially defended his title. The Star City Serpent sleeps soundly again this night, while rumors of a SkullCrusher title challenge ride silently on the wind.
The dream finally became reality as both tennismachine (Moore) and Skull Crusher (Kirchner) met at the San Regis ground Zero for a long-awaited conflict of interest.
The first set began just as the last between these two foes as 'machine got out to an early lead playing off Skullcrusher's errors. As the score neared 5-2, Skullcrusher exchanged his nylon shorts for a pair of daisydukes and a blouse as 'machine proceed to backhand 'crusher into submission as if saying, "Why ain't my dinner ready?"
The second set began just as the first, as tennismachine put up an early 2-0 lead with the added help of his power serve which he had harnessed for the first set. Tennismachine kept Skullcrusher at bay until 'crusher got on the board at 3-1.
As the game 5 serves began to hit the court, Skullcrusher, like a Kodiak bear frightened out of Hibernation, came alive like Peter Frampton. Tennismachine began to loose his cool as the Skullcrusher lived up to his title by playing what some believe to be 'flawless' tennis. Skullcrusher's almost patented cross-court corner shot became as common as tennismachine's substitute swear words. Unfortunately, tennismachine turned full speed ahead as Skullcrusher's comeback just wasn't soon enough. The final score after what seemed like an endless second set would come to the favor of tennismachine 7-5.
After tennismachine's victory over 'evil', he proceeded to challenge Star City Serpent (Norris) to a non-title pro set. The match began as every match between these two titans has before: a 10 minute first game which sets the pace for the rest of the entire match. In this case, the first game went to the serpent only to be joined by the entire victory as a whole.
Fatigue caused the two foes to quit the Match after the first set, Star City Serpent taking the Match 6-4. It was no title rematch for tennismachine, and he was fortunate for that. Skullcrusher became victim of a similar scenario as he too also fell to Star City Serpent in a one set romp falling again at 6-4.
Despite the tennismachine victory, the night ultimately went to the Serpent as he again unofficially defended his title. The Star City Serpent sleeps soundly again this night, while rumors of a SkullCrusher title challenge ride silently on the wind.
posted by m.moore @ 10:48 PM
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