Weekend Wasteland: Title changes hands
Weekend match-ups find Passion trophy under new ownership.
The weekend, much like a set of Dice at the Bellagio, has changed the lives and destinies of three Passion members. The title first changed hands on Thrusday the eleventh of August as Skullcrusher (Kirchner) shocked fans and himself by blitzing the star city serpent (Norris) in two straight sets of tennis mayheim. When the Serpent was confronted on his loss, his usual cocky stride was replaced by a slower saunter very remnant to that of an embarrased labradore. The serpent claimed he would forever be the solo-owner of the Passion of the Stripes title, but Skullcrusher's cross-court shot became the silver bullet to serpent's hairy aperatus. Joy ensued for the Skullcrusher until his arrogance became his un-doing.
The title, like a dry-cleaners owned by a drunkard, again went under new ownership on Sunday the fourteenth at 11am. Like Wyatt Earp at the OK corral, blademiracle (blademiracle) made quick work of the skullcrusher beating him in two straight sets. Bystanders at this 'Black Sabath' question the skullcrusher's motives unable to determine his stradagy for defeat. It seems the very skullcrusher who removed the title from the star city serpent stayed home, while a 'new' skullcrusher attended the match hoping to hit the balls anywhere but inside the lines. No true explaination has been determined at this time.
Blademiracle might have retained the title long enough to enjoy it if it hadn't been for his 1 vs. the world philosophy of game-play. Each member of The Passion of the Stripes tennis league will claim to fear no man capable of holding a racquet while secretly desiring to retain the title as long as possible...Blademiracle, much like the tennis version of Brigham Young, decided to go against the rules and quickly accepted a challenge from blademiracle. The result was much like Abraham Lincoln's last haircut: unnecessary.
Today, August sixteenth, the title yet again changed hands as the star city serpent redeemed himself against blademiracle. No other player in Passion history has so quickly jumped from Omega to Alpha as the serpent did this very day. Word of mouth has established the serpent victory by a close margin of 7-5, 6-4 which is close enough to consider both men 'winners', but with the trophy safely resting in the serpent's coils it is blademiracle who must garnish the title of 'first loser'.
The Passion of the Stripes has undergone highs and lows remnant of the world's history itself, but like life, the future is unknown. This past weekend has seen dynasties crumbled, paupers crowned, and a title change men like an ugly sophomore cheerleader. One could only hope the next week brings similar thrills and expectations to our normally dull existance but, like half-asking-half joking a friend's sister on a date...anything can happen.
The weekend, much like a set of Dice at the Bellagio, has changed the lives and destinies of three Passion members. The title first changed hands on Thrusday the eleventh of August as Skullcrusher (Kirchner) shocked fans and himself by blitzing the star city serpent (Norris) in two straight sets of tennis mayheim. When the Serpent was confronted on his loss, his usual cocky stride was replaced by a slower saunter very remnant to that of an embarrased labradore. The serpent claimed he would forever be the solo-owner of the Passion of the Stripes title, but Skullcrusher's cross-court shot became the silver bullet to serpent's hairy aperatus. Joy ensued for the Skullcrusher until his arrogance became his un-doing.
The title, like a dry-cleaners owned by a drunkard, again went under new ownership on Sunday the fourteenth at 11am. Like Wyatt Earp at the OK corral, blademiracle (blademiracle) made quick work of the skullcrusher beating him in two straight sets. Bystanders at this 'Black Sabath' question the skullcrusher's motives unable to determine his stradagy for defeat. It seems the very skullcrusher who removed the title from the star city serpent stayed home, while a 'new' skullcrusher attended the match hoping to hit the balls anywhere but inside the lines. No true explaination has been determined at this time.
Blademiracle might have retained the title long enough to enjoy it if it hadn't been for his 1 vs. the world philosophy of game-play. Each member of The Passion of the Stripes tennis league will claim to fear no man capable of holding a racquet while secretly desiring to retain the title as long as possible...Blademiracle, much like the tennis version of Brigham Young, decided to go against the rules and quickly accepted a challenge from blademiracle. The result was much like Abraham Lincoln's last haircut: unnecessary.
Today, August sixteenth, the title yet again changed hands as the star city serpent redeemed himself against blademiracle. No other player in Passion history has so quickly jumped from Omega to Alpha as the serpent did this very day. Word of mouth has established the serpent victory by a close margin of 7-5, 6-4 which is close enough to consider both men 'winners', but with the trophy safely resting in the serpent's coils it is blademiracle who must garnish the title of 'first loser'.
The Passion of the Stripes has undergone highs and lows remnant of the world's history itself, but like life, the future is unknown. This past weekend has seen dynasties crumbled, paupers crowned, and a title change men like an ugly sophomore cheerleader. One could only hope the next week brings similar thrills and expectations to our normally dull existance but, like half-asking-half joking a friend's sister on a date...anything can happen.