SkullCrusher finally able to be ‘the best’
When many thought the Passion of the Stripes tennis league had become a dormant establishment, Skullcrusher (Kirchner) began playing the best tennis of his life. This opportunity to become ‘grand champion of the court’ came shortly after Skullcrusher found himself ‘an insufficient factor in determining Passions outcomes’. Skullcrusher’s disappointing, however expected, last place finish in the Star City Serpent’s Bachelor Memorial Tournament was apparently too much for his ‘pride’ to handle and like Christopher Reeve, he wasn’t going to stand for it.
While practicing his backhands, SkullCrusher’s opportunity for dominance came when an elderly couple mistook him for a special Olympian in training and offered a charitable match to a best of three sets. Though it took some persuasion, Skullcrusher talked the couple into a best 4 out of 7 pro-set and won by default after one of his opponents suffered from ‘cardiovascular complications’. SkullCrusher is rumored to have given up all ties to The passion of the Stripes has become a regular fixture at Kutcher’s Country Club playing for ‘real’ pride and sugar-free TUMS.